The Bombshell creed, according to Sofia Vergara:
"Sexy is a state of mind. Believe you’re sexy, and you are."
#again but to a dick#this is perfect though isn’t it?#it could be louis on his knees in front of harry#after teasing him for ages - getting him worked up on the snl stage during rehearsals where he couldn’t do anything about it#then following him into the dressing room and locking the door#dropping to his knees so he can peel those jeans off harry’s legs and mouth at him through his underwear#until harry has to slap a hand against the wall to stop from falling over because he legs are trembling so hard#and when louis finally tugs his pants down as well he works harry up#brings him right to the edge then eases off with light teasing strokes#while he watches harry’s face - watches the way he’s got his teeth sunk into his bottom lip so he won’t make noise#watches the way his quiff is wilting and curls are sticking to his temples#eyelashes fluttering every time louis lets his thumb glide over the head of his dick#does it again and again until harry is shaking silently above him#and only when harry’s so far gone that he accidentally lets loose a little whimper does he swallow him down in earnest#and even though they’re due on stage in just a half hour#he pulls off right at the last moment and lets harry mark him up#come on the ‘it is what it is’ tattoo and maybe a little on his face#because that always gets to harry#they’ve got spare shirts it won’t really matter#and if harry is a little more relaxed during the opening sequence and story of my life#well#no one has to know why (x)
"If anyone tells you, you can’t do something, they’re wrong. Like people used to say the sky’s the limit, then someone went to the fucking moon. It’s also nice to remember that nothing worth while ever came easy and nothing easy is ever really worth while either. So don’t call something a problem, call it a challenge." -Just Tom on Motivation (x)
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall